“As a busty girl, I hate wearing underwired bras. I’ve been unlucky enough to find all the wrong ones and living in a tropical climate means you get murderous an hour later. (Side note: I stick to stretchable, breathable, infamously boring cotton. Sigh.) Anyhoo, so this one time, I ended up wearing an underwired bra and went to a meeting at work.
The wires poked very badly on both sides. And I couldn’t hold my arms close to my body…or cross them over my chest. So I ended up, literally POINTING my boobs at who ever I was speaking to, because it hurt so much.
Like a bazooka.
Talk about hands up and spread ‘em. Sigh.”
